Meme’s

The WikiRandom Writers Challenge: June 2012 Edition

In February, the wildly creative Laird Sapir launched the first WikiRandom Writers Challenge. The object of the challenge is to write a 3-sentence story based on a prompt generated by clicking the ‘random article’ button on Wikipedia. The prompt must be used in one of the 3 sentences of your entry.

To quote Laird, “the winner will receive adoration and praise, a nifty badge to display on his/her website, and the judge’s mantle for the next round of the challenge, which they will host on their blog in July, on a day of their choosing.”

Previous WikiRandom challenges and entries can be read and savored on the blogs of Laird Sapir, Sara Walpert Foster, Ellen Gregory, and Jodi Lea Stewart. All are highly entertaining bits of flash fiction, and delightful reads. I promise you won’t be disappointed.

I was honored to be announced the May winner by Jodi Lea Stewart, and am hyped to host the June round of the challenge.

Forrest is bug-eyed with excitement at the prospect of reading and judging June’s entries.

(I acquiesced).

Repeated readings of Lord of the Flies have left him hungry for new material and he’s hoping you’ll feed him a virtual buffet of creative offerings.

Photo by Brian Gratwicke / Flickr

So without further ado, your prompt is: into thin air

We hope you’ll hop all over it like Forrest on fruit flies.

Just post your 3-sentence entry in the comments section before noon on Friday, June 29th. The winner will be announced on Saturday evening, June 30th.

Have fun and please feed Forrest! He needs to build strength for the mud wrestling event that follows.

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The Octopus Knows: Part 11

In early April, the ever creative Laird Sapir suggested a collaborative fiction writing project that would unfold across the blogs of writers from various genres.

The only rule is that each writer must continue the story at the point the last writer left off, beginning their chapter with a link to the previous entry and ending with a link to the next writer on the list.

The complete list of participants with links to each installment is available at The Octopus Knows.

Thanks Laird, for creating and hosting such a delightful and entertaining Round Robin.

The latest entry by Veronica Valli left off here:

The air crackled with tension as Marguerite wondered which way he would go.

Would he trust her?

What did he know?

Could they both get out of this alive?

He relaxed first his hand emerging empty. “Marguerite, if the octopus knows then we don’t have much time. I’ve got to get to him. Will you help me? For old times sake?”

His eyes smiled briefly at her, for a second she saw the old Simon, memories came flooding back. It was too late, too long ago. She would kill him if she had to, she would do whatever it took to protect the secret.

She felt her heart harden again; she couldn’t be distracted by the past.

“Marguerite, you have to help me!” He was becoming frantic.

She was about to answer when they heard the sound of screaming coming from the apartment above them…

Simon looked up to the fourth floor balcony of the apartment in question. All he could see was the skeletal husk of a long-dead houseplant and a section of cream-colored drapery billowing out the open patio door, a ghostly tethered spirit straining skyward.

Before he could turn back to Marguerite, he felt the ground shake as brick and glass rained from above, several large pieces landing on the roof and hood of a newer model Lexus parked at the curb. He grabbed Marguerite by the arm and roughly dragged her into the dimly lit, deserted lobby.

He wasn’t leaving without Ninja and he wasn’t about to let her out of his sight. The building continued to shake in fitful, spasmodic tremors as clouds of dust and debris battled daylight outside the lobby doors.

Simon felt Marguerite’s nails dig into the back of his hand as she tore loose from his grip. Eyes narrowed, trembling with anger, she met his gaze with hostile defiance.

“You pompous, simple-minded idiot! You’re going to get us BOTH killed. Have you even thought about what happens then?”

“No, actually I haven’t”, he said. “Because what happens to us isn’t worth a tinker’s damn if Ninja’s lost? And we don’t have time to stand here arguing now, do we?”

Marguerite stepped out of her heels, bent over, grabbed a shoe in each hand, and thought what an effective weapon they would make. She could easily plant the sharp end of one heel between Simon’s eyes and solve part of the problem where it stood.

But what if she wasn’t privy to every critical piece of information? She felt her growing paranoia justified since her most recent conversation with Mr. Jones. She was fairly certain he had no idea of the extent of her betrayal. But what if he suspected? Perhaps death wasn’t the worst alternative.

Two screams of varied pitch and tone reverberated down the elevator shaft as Simon and Marguerite glanced from each other to the stairs. Even though he knew Mr. Jones owned the building and Braden was the only resident, he still half-expected to see the lobby fill as the shaking building dislodged and regurgitated hordes of horrified occupants.

No. Other than Braden, only ghosts walked these halls; restless, unsettled spirits who had no intention of leaving the scene of their earthly demise.

Simon shuddered at the thought and felt the hair on his arms and neck stand at attention. He reached for the left sleeve of his jacket with his right hand and withdrew his wand just as Marguerite’s hand disappeared into her purse in search of her own.

“See you on the 4th floor,” he said and disappeared before she could respond.

“Well, I guess we had the same idea,” Marguerite said as they stood in the hallway outside Apartment 4A.

“Only fools rush in without a battle plan,” Simon whispered. “So, what is it?”

Both strained to hear any sound of movement from the room beyond the door. The screams had stopped before they left the lobby, and the only sounds Simon could hear were the agonizing groans of a distressed building resettling on its foundation.

“Stay here until I give the okay,” Simon warned her. “At least one of us needs to make it out of here alive.”

For once, Marguerite conceded without argument. She was about to voice her stipulations when she realized she was alone in the hall.

“Holy mother of …” Before Simon could issue further expletives, Marguerite was beside him, mouth open in abject horror, searching for words she’d never find.

Ninja had wedged his body into a corner of the wall, tentacles grasping baseboard, doorknob, and any projection that might prevent him from slipping into the bottomless fissure that now divided the room.

Clicking his parrot-like beak in agitated consternation, he looked from Simon to Marguerite, his words clipped and precise: “I don’t know which of you is responsible or what you’ve unleashed, but it’s not from this world…”

“And it has Mr. Jones.”

To be continued by Tami Clayton

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Life in C-Major

Two weeks ago, talented writer, WANA alum, and travel blogger Tami Clayton, shared her list of 10 things she loved that began with the letter A. The letter posts are an interesting and intriguing way for bloggers to learn more about each other. They’ve been so entertaining, I had to join in, so I left a comment on Tami’s post and was gifted with the letter C. Thank you, Tami!

And yes, you read that right – 2 WEEKS ago! I’ve been a bad blogger. A VERY bad blogger! Since returning to full-time employment, I’ve been running out of daylight before I can even find or read my to-do list.

Since I’m feeling particularly rebellious today and have an affinity for the number 12, I decided to unleash my inner rebel and add two – one for each week I was late with this post. The additions will serve as penance for my tardiness. Won’t they?

So in no particular order, 12 C-words that rock my world are:

Chihuahuas: I’ve been owned 24/7 by a Chihuahua since 1979. While I love all dogs and have had a variety of breeds, my first chihuahua left lasting paw prints on my heart, and I’ve had at least one ever since. I’m still trying to determine how such big heart and personality can be packed into such a tiny body. My two girls, Hope & Grace are my best friends, snuggle buddies, and cheerleaders (although I think the big bowl of popcorn is what they like best about game day).

Coastal: If there’s sand, water, and a salty breeze, I’m there. No place on earth calls me with such insistence as the ocean. If money wasn’t an issue, I’d be a full-time beach bum and island hopper. Sadly, it is, so I’m not.

Photo by Tracy Karges / Flickr

Cabin: My dream house is a log cabin … by the sea and minus the snow. Cold is definitely NOT one of my C-words. The cabin would come complete with rock fireplace, cozy bedroom loft, and huge deck overlooking the ocean. While I’m dreaming, it would also come with no mortgage.

Photo by Jeff Kraus / Flickr

Cetacea: I’ve always had an affinity for marine mammals, particularly dolphins and whales. Having the chance to dive with wild dolphins in the Caribbean in 1991 was one of the most magical moments of my life. When a wild soul chooses to interact with you in their environment and on their terms, you have been truly and beautifully blessed.

Photo by Krishna Praveen / Flickr

Celestial: The sky and the heavens have always fascinated me, whether it’s identifying shapes in the clouds, or looking for shooting stars. I’m not as fascinated with the scientific facts as the sheer beauty and magnificence of their being.

Photo by Asterio Tecson / Flickr

Chesney songs: Music has always been a big part of my life and my favorite recording artist is Kenny Chesney. I especially love his island music as it takes me to my happy place where I feel sand between my toes & waves lapping my feet. Release day for new KC albums should be national holidays. With Welcome to the Fishbowl debuting on June 19th, I’m feeling downright festive!

Calmness: I’ve never cared for city living, the party scene, or noise in general. They make my head hurt. I love country life, peace and quiet, calmness, solitude, and serenity. As the years go by, I find this more and more essential to my overall physical and emotional well being.

Candles: If it weren’t for the all-important computer with internet connection and cable TV, I could happily live by candle and fire light. But while I need electricity for my digital addictions, I burn candles, fires, or warm Scentsy at every opportunity. Maybe it has something to do with loving the idea of ‘a light in the darkness?’

Photo by Eugene Beckes / Flickr

Chickadees: So many beautiful birds visit the feeder daily, but the year-round resident Chickadees remain one of my favorites. These little wonders can intentionally lower their body temperature to produce a hypothermic state called torpor to conserve energy during bitterly cold weather. Wouldn’t it be nice if we could do that? I’d stay unresponsive until spring.

Photo by Valeri Thalen-Passon / Flickr

Chapstick: A serious addiction and something I can’t leave home without. Some people can’t go anywhere without their cell phones, laptops, or tablets. For me, it’s all about the Chapstick and where I left it. Even I don’t understand this one. Maybe a psychologist could offer some insight?

Camping: I don’t get to go camping as much as in years past, but I love it nonetheless. From tents to RV’s to cabins, camping is soothing to my soul. I’d much rather sleep with bears, raccoons, and skunks, than suspect linens, stale air, and bed bugs. Sorry Motel 6, you can turn the light off. I’m roughing it and loving it just down the road.

Forrest made me promise he could choose one word and says without a doubt, it’s crickets. Naturally, he was thinking of dinner and not God’s Cricket Choir but this is too amazing not to share.

The video contains two overlaid tracks. The first is the natural sound of crickets chirping in real time. The second, that sounds like an angelic choir of human voices is actually the chirping of crickets slowed to the equivalent of an average human lifespan.

Now if we can just keep Forrest from eating the choir …

What C-words are close to your heart? Please share them in the comments section, and if you’d like a letter of your own, just let me know!

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Eleven Questions Leaping?

When I told Forrest we were tagged in Eleven Questions by WANA alum and travel blogger extraordinaire, Tami Clayton, he was all ears (and well, a lot of legs too).

I even caught him down by the water practicing his best Benedict Cumberbatch poses and now he’s asking which picture to use on his passport. I haven’t had the heart to tell him I don’t think he’s quite ready for Morocco or taking tea in the Kasbah yet.

Luckily, he was intrigued with the idea of being ‘it’ and even more thrilled at the idea of tagging eleven other bloggers. I think that means I’m answering the questions and he’s doing the tagging.

Being ‘it’ requires us to:

1. Post the rules

2. Answer the questions

3. Pass the questions on to eleven other bloggers by tagging and linking to them in our post

4. Let them know they’ve been tagged

The questions are:

1. If you could live in a fictional world, where would that be?

Without a doubt, it would have to be Dr. Dolittle’s town of Puddleby-on-the-Marsh. Being able to ‘talk to the animals’ might take some of the mystery out of life, but the conversation would be so worth it!

2. Fiction or non-fiction?

Both. I read mostly non-fiction, particularly memoirs and books on animals, nature, and spirituality. My favorite novels tend to be those that uplift and inspire, but a really good thriller/suspense novel is a must-read.

3. Do you read in noisy or quiet places?

Quiet places. I can’t read or write if there’s a radio or TV on in the background. White noise like a fan or a water fountain is the best of all worlds. That’s where both my reading and writing circle a few times before lying down and curling up in their happy place.

4. Do reviews influence your choice of reads?

Occasionally. I like to browse books online and read the description, editorial, and reader reviews. I also like to look at the table of contents and read a few pages if I can. Sometimes a wealth of negative or positive reviews will make me pass on a book or conversely, pick up a book I might not have read otherwise.

5. Audio books or paperbacks?

Paperbacks or ebooks. I have never listened to an audio book in my life. I’m unusual that way … among others.

6. What was the first book you remember reading?

Hmm, I’m sure the subject matter will come as a complete shock. I’m listing both because I honestly can’t remember which was first, but it was the children’s picture book versions of The Black Stallion and Lassie Come Home. My animal obsession was a birthright that began with books, figurines, and stuffed animals, and much to my mother’s dismay, every living creature I could entice into the house. Bless her, she had the patience of Job … and ended up with Noah’s ark.

7. Favorite author?

Susan Chernak McElroy

8. Classic or Modern Novels?

Modern. I think I subliminally equate classics with those torturous tomes I had to read in high school and college. I still refer to them as CliffNotes Classics. Walden by Henry David Thoreau is my exception, because we all have one.

9. Have you ever met your favorite author?

On Facebook and the blogosphere; not in person.

10. Book groups or solitary reading?

In true only-child, introvert fashion – solitary. Do people actually read in groups, or do they get together in groups to discuss what they read in solitude? Because I really don’t think I could read in a group. I’d be too self-conscious about my facial expressions and whether or not I was mouthing each word of every sentence. I’m unusual that way. Also.

11. If you could read only one book for the rest of your life, what would it be?

That’s harsh punishment for a reader, but if I were allowed only one, it would be The Bible.

I’ll turn the tagging of other bloggers over to Forrest, who has amphibiously chosen the following:

Margaret Miller

Kristy Lyseng

Kim Griffin

Laird Sapir

Helen McMullin

Ellen Gregory

Carrie Daws

Donald Bueltmann

Shay Fabbro

Karen Pullen

S.M. Hutchens

I hope he hasn’t tagged anyone who’s previously been ‘it’, but if you have, ah …

What? Seriously?

Forrest wants to know if he can keep one book too. He says he just can’t part with Lord of the Flies.

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The Lucky 7 Meme

My WANA112 classmates and uber-talented writer friends, Laird Sapir, Judythe Morgan, and Kim Griffin have tagged me in The Lucky 7 Meme Something?

I say ‘something’ because some are calling it a writers challenge and others are referring to it as a zombie virus. Whichever it is, everyone knows my zombie-fearing, fly-under-the-radar self was in hiding.

Thanks Laird, Judythe, and Kim for flushing me out! No, really – it was getting crowded in there behind all the HTML, CSS code, and widgets.

So, these are the rules:

1. Go to page 77 of your current MS/WIP

2. Go to line 7

3. Copy down the next 7 lines, sentences, or paragraphs, and post them as they’re written .

4. If your WIP doesn’t have 77 pages, you can post 7 lines, sentences, or paragraphs from page 7.

5. Tag 7 other writers and let them know.

Since I’m not 77 pages into my WIP, here’s my first draft excerpt from page 7 of my memoir:

Some words strike their target with all the velocity of a bullet; ripping into tender flesh, deflecting off bone, then bouncing and tumbling, their trajectory leaving a trail of broken and shattered lives in their wake.

Mom stared straight ahead: stoic, calm, and composed, as if the words had never been spoken or somehow failed to register. My breath came in fitful gasps and my heart galloped like the flagging herd member who realizes their race has finally run its course.

Did doctors learn this cut-to-the-chase diagnostic approach in medical school or was it the result of years of desensitization? What happened to delivering a diagnosis with a healthy side dish of hope?

I squeezed my mother’s hand as if pressure itself could strangle the predator raging inside her. The doctor was just an afterthought; I was already bargaining with God: “Please, give this to me and take me instead.”

For the next lucky 7, I’m tagging:

1. Cindy Bell

2. S. M. Nonnemacher

3. Rebecca Stanfel

4. Donald Bueltmann

5. Siri Paulson

6. Carol Cox

7. D. B. Smyth

I hope all of you decide to join the fun and I look forward to reading your excerpts!

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